Shiver me timbersss!!! (We will not speak of pirates below this otherwise seamless title)

"What an unconclusive remark!Honestly, you offend me and my intelligence!"

Well, it's not difficult given it's few or none.

-Whats the meaning of this? : Not much, the intention, also inexistent.

Quote openly and untranscripted a man, the name of this man? Dunno.
Well, here goes: "Dont know why people are so touchy about drugs, I mean. Great things have come from them... Artists you know, musicians, good ones... (a moments hesitance) Reeeeeal high on drugs!"

Contemporarey politics

I can´t manage to ease my mind with the knowledge that Romania belongs to the European Union.

I mean, come on! They're all "Lucky Strike" smugglers for fuck sake!


(Notice the equal finesse and elegance featured in both women selected to ilustrate this highly correct, politicaly, comment.)

Yerp, or maybe let´s give it the cool-factor, this ones called: Untitled

I only eat fish and tuna. You got a problem?
I like feet, you find that weird?
I lost my virginity to a poodle when I was 5, you gonna judge?
I have one friend, he´s called Mr.Penis. You gonna diss him?
I drive a Hummer, it's an omage to Mr.Penis. You think I'm lying?
My Hummer has a garage. So does Mr.Penis, it´s yo mamma! You gonna kill me?
(Please don't...)

When we compliment the eyes... Not really.

very simple and unconsiderated, very vile and never understated the stupendous thing that is a human female boob, and there's two! Ain't that just awesome!

I love boobs, and to you, all those lovely pairs out there, i send my warm salute and accompanied tender grope.

Yumma, yumma, i'm a lovin those tities!

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And now you may ask, did I stoop down to a certain level? Am I now a creature of the peasent underground oggling agenda?

AM i A fReak?!?!?!

Perhaps...

Oh well, can´t a man just be tenderized by a soft bosom, a subtle glimpse of that breast, nipple or without, it makes any straight man devour himself into finding how the hell they'll get their hands on those particular ones.

(To the newcomers of this blog, please don't be shocked and demoralized out of reading, please do. You shall certainly find something to your good taste. Maybe not, try.)

Vegetable's are a makin me hart stranggerr!

I like to live life on the edge, i'm a vegetarian. Every once in a while I eat meat.

I even killed a fly the other day.

Well thank god for that.

Notice the self-reference.

It's all on www.failblog.org worth a look.

And we return now to the very emo.

Does he floss? He did, a bogey got stuck under his gums.

Does he nose pick? Direct yourself to the previous comment.

Will he ammount to anything? not likely. Does he care? Who knows.