Vegetable's are a makin me hart stranggerr!

I like to live life on the edge, i'm a vegetarian. Every once in a while I eat meat.

I even killed a fly the other day.

Well thank god for that.

Notice the self-reference.

It's all on www.failblog.org worth a look.

And we return now to the very emo.

Does he floss? He did, a bogey got stuck under his gums.

Does he nose pick? Direct yourself to the previous comment.

Will he ammount to anything? not likely. Does he care? Who knows.

Wales, isn't it just funny on it's own?

Viva la welsh, funny story really. Not too proud.

Little special thing i though i'd throw in there.

My dog's a tranny, he works tuesday's at 11 by the pier, he's confused.

If you lick your asshole it gets you high, i personally haven't tried but my bitch says it's radical. Thing is with a human, you'll get high cause you lose sense of space by achieving such a spot on your body, and this also means you made a stop at self-fellatio. Hope your glad.

Gran's the word

Obama, Nobel prize. Me as welll, i haven't killed anyone, im not a politician and i helped an old lady get laid the other day (wasn't me, I swear, i mean come on. You think im that desperate. Forget it! I'm out).

Yeah, I did fuck an old lady...

And yes, she was someones grandma, you'll just never know who's, and you'll keep wondering I assure you, she was a gmilf.

Boosting up your confidence.

What's the meaning of life? You're an asshole who beats on his wife and will someday see your children achieve everything you never did, you permanently fluff up your boss and your breath stinks. Oh, and you also have small tits, or penises, yeah, you know you have two. Not enlightened, ask obama, he'll know. If he does'nt he'll make you believe you're pleased anyway.